So, I decided on a silly Haiku.
![Happy ^_^](./images/smilies/happy.png)
Was it friend or foe?
The threat was closer to home.
Oh, no! 'Twas the snake!
(Note: If it doesn't include all of the necessary requirements/information and needs to be disqualified, I understand. Just wanted to throw out something short and fun. Hopefully it'll give someone a laugh, at the least.)