Love Stinks
Posted: February 26th, 2015, 8:54:46 pm
I could write you a novel
About how feelings pass
But it actually turned out
My love for you was just gas
It started from deep down inside
Warming in my gut
But I knew it wasn't love
When a roar came from my butt
I ignored another smelly call
And still assumed I loved you
The intestinal siren went off again
And I knew what I had to do
I had to go get some Gas-x
Which didn't help at all
Love was not the direction
We were meant to fall
I thought it was only passing
And the feelings I felt were true
But the truth of the matter is
Love stinks...Pew
About how feelings pass
But it actually turned out
My love for you was just gas
It started from deep down inside
Warming in my gut
But I knew it wasn't love
When a roar came from my butt
I ignored another smelly call
And still assumed I loved you
The intestinal siren went off again
And I knew what I had to do
I had to go get some Gas-x
Which didn't help at all
Love was not the direction
We were meant to fall
I thought it was only passing
And the feelings I felt were true
But the truth of the matter is
Love stinks...Pew