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Timiyo
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Did you hear about that movie Constipation?
Yeah, it never came out.
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When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you're eating a watermelon.
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Possibly offensive joke, read at your own risk.
What do you call a bear with mental problems?
A bi-polar bear!
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Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools!
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Why did the crab never share?
Because it was shellfish!
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I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
She didn't even know I existed...
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How much money does a skunk have?
One scent!
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Why didn't the sun go to college?
He already had a million degrees!
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Skunks again.
Why do skunks love Valentine's Day?
Because they're scent-imental. (I'm so lonely.)
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How are stars like false teeth?
They both come out at night.